Friday, December 19, 2008
Signs You're Sick of the Holidays


- 10 -
You've got red and green bags under your eyes

- 9 -
You're serving reindeer pot pie

- 8 -
When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?," you scream, "No! I'm not listening!"

- 7 -
You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers in the ass with your BB gun

- 6 -
You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.

- 5 -
Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make photo copies

- 4 -
You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but mistletoe.

- 3 -
You've got eggnog coming out of your ears. (Eggnog Latte in my case, but I lurve it!)

- 2 -
Your standard response, "And happy holidays to you too, you bastard"

- 1 -
Two words: tinsel rash
 
posted by Daisy Martin at 10:36 AM | Permalink |


4 Comments:


  • At December 20, 2008 at 11:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

    Yes, am sick...send remedy...Ooops can't—FedEx & UPS have rescheduled all deliveries "ADVERSE WEATHER CONDITIONS ". Sidewalks covered with snow-ice-snow sandwiches. Damn cold. Opened door for dog to go out—she stared at me as if to say "You kiddin. me? This door is defective. I want the door that leads to sunny and warm."

     

  • At December 20, 2008 at 12:32 PM, Blogger Daisy Martin

    Let me know when you find that door leading to warm and sunny because want to go through that door too!!! And can you believe, Monday am is supposed to be 4 degrees? Drat this Midwest weather!!!

     

  • At December 21, 2008 at 5:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

    LOL, I'm sick of it, too! And where in the hell did summer go anyway?

     

  • At December 21, 2008 at 1:39 PM, Blogger Daisy Martin

    Summer? I think I remember summer. It's been so long. Isn't that where this rare, big yellow orb is in the sky? All I see in the sky these days is bloody stupid snow. YUK!

     
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