Sunday, January 20, 2008
Oops, The Tag Police Are Coming

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Have you ever seen those tags on your mattress or pillow that says “do not remove under penalty of law”? I have to admit, I don’t remove those tags. Somewhere in the back of my mind I am afraid that the mattress police are going to come and take me away to a 4x6 prison and feed me only stake bread and tepid water. I sort of feel that way about other material things in my life as well. For instance, my laptop. I have had this particular laptop for over a year and I still have not taken the advertising stickers off the front of it. If you have a laptop you know the sort of stickers I am talking about. They are the stickers that advertise to the buyers the fabulous delights that the laptop has to offer. Turion64 technology! Lightscribe! 100gig hard-drive! Buy me, buy me, buy me! As I sit here typing this, I am waiting for a knock on the door from the tag police. Yes, I have finally removed the advertising tags from my laptop. I keep waiting for alarms to go off and unmarked police cars to come to a screeching halt in the driveway. So, if you never hear from me again, you will know the tag police came to take me away. Hmmm….I wonder f they give you butter with your stake bread?
posted by Daisy Martin at 9:32 AM | Permalink |


  • At January 22, 2008 at 2:05 PM, Blogger Cindy N.

    Hey there! I just caught up on your blog and found out you are moving! That is exciting, but I am glad it's you and not me! I can't imagine moving all of my and my husband's junk, I mean, stuff. It would take us 6 months just to move all of it. Then we would have to move the regular stuff. Have you found a new house in Maryland yet?

  • At January 23, 2008 at 12:49 AM, Blogger Sam

    It took me years to remove my mattress tags too...

    When is the big move? Will you be there this summer?